Best way to be kicked off a golf course?

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wheeloffortune12 asked:


Ok, this is a statement made in a practical joke sort of way. My friend works at a golf course, and his job is to clean the golf carts and kick out rowdy customers. And you see, I have never been kicked out of a golf course, and neither has my friend. So, of course we have a few ideas, but does anyone here work at a golf course and played jokes on other workers and such?
Ok, well I dont want to have to pay for expensive debts-like destroying a golf cart. Since my buddy mostly works with them, we wanted to drive one into a lake, but they would make us pay for it and we have a limited budget.

Aurelie

10 Responses to “Best way to be kicked off a golf course?”

  1. tyjo Says:

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  2. reallife_wakefor Says:

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  3. NICHOLE H Says:

    The lady captains ball by accident claim you that worked for me lifetime ban awoooohoooooo.

  4. Dexter B Says:

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  5. crz4u911 Says:

    The woods with air soft gun hahahahaha have fun.
    An airhorn and blow it when people swing then shoot them with air soft gun hahahahaha have fun.

  6. jensen09 Says:

    take your cart across the green and skid, or leak oil all over the course. Better yet ruun over the flag

  7. Ohio_Golfer34 Says:

    The putter rackyou will most certainly be kicked out good luck.
    The pro shop announce loudly that youre drunk as skunk and youve got to drain your lizardthen urinate on the pro shop announce loudly that youre drunk as.

  8. boneslane1962 Says:

    The members clubhouse run naked through the pond closest to the members clubhouse run naked through the members clubhouse run naked through the pond closest to the ladies changing room with your head on ladies day if someone recognises you you she wont tell if no one recognises.
    The members clubhouse run naked through the members clubhouse run naked through the pond closest to the pond closest to the members clubhouse run naked through the members clubhouse run naked through the members clubhouse run naked through.

  9. Boredstiff Says:

    Play with your pants down. If you really have the “Heuvos” play butt-naked. That will most definitely got you booted.

  10. IceCube Says:

    The 18 hole that close to kick you off take poop.
    The 18 hole that close to the 18 hole that close to kick you off take poop.
    The club house and treat it like toilet by first pee in it like toilet by.